(About a month later, northbound)
I am not wintering because there are no women on board. Wait - you can stow away, and then I will tell the Captain I change my mind.
No? You could live with me and my girlfriend in Buenos Aires. Don't you want to live in a beautiful South American city?
Boyfriend? Ah, we men are - what is "fidel?" faithful, as long as we think the woman is too. .....Are you? [Note: there's a big lean closer on the last words]